Friday, December 12, 2008
My prayers have been answered. Evidently, the most entertaining running back ever to grace the football field has a son...
Video of the future badass ankle-breaker after the jump.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Now, I've never worked in the fast food industry, but I would think that rule #1 is "Don't take a bath in the sink." Well #2, actually, because #1 has to be "Don't go deuce in the sink or the 'dining room'." Well, three Donks out in Anderson, Cali broke that sacred rule and lost Colonel Sanders' trust and respect forever. Questions and soapy, greasy details after the jump. Well, not too many because it's gross.
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Posted by Donk Spotter on 12/11 at 02:25 PM
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Tuesday, December 09, 2008
This series is dedicated to the most exciting, exhilirating, electrifying and talented college basketball player of all-time (save David Thompson, Bryce Drew and a host of others).....Stephen Curry. Recaps from games five and six after the jump.
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Posted by Donk Spotter on 12/09 at 03:45 PM
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Sooo...according to Yahoo a 70 year old Indian woman has given birth to an actual human. This apparently ties another 70 yr old Indian woman as the worlds oldest mother. Am I the only one wondering what the hell is going on!??!?!??!?! Why is a 70 yr old woman giving birth!??!?!??
Let me start by saying, congratulations Science, you've done it again. I understand the IVF treatment can do some good for younger mothers who are having trouble having children, but 70 yr olds?!? Ya know, now that I think about it, the world is under populated by a drastic measure and we should recruit an army of women 65+ so they can pop out children at an alarming rate. Then they can somehow reverse the aging process so these kids will actually have someone to raise them and we'll all live forever! Boundaries, Schmoundaries.
To be honest with you, I really only posted this story as an excuse to post a bit of my favorite comedy from one of my favorite comedians, Patton Oswalt. As you'll hear below, he and I see eye to eye on this subject and I'm sure you'll enjoy this descriptive masterpiece! (see Oswalts thoughts on the KFC's famous bowls after the jump..)
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Posted by Friday, December 05, 2008
Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with cheeseburger!
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Wednesday, December 03, 2008
This series is dedicated to the most exciting, exhilirating, electrifying and talented college basketball player of all-time (save David Thompson, Bryce Drew and a host of others).....Stephen Curry. Recaps from games five and six after the jump.
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Posted by Donk Spotter on 12/03 at 10:44 AM
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008
San Deigo Chargers Vs. Oakland Raiders
Like Smokey would say.... "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!"
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I don't think I'm alone when I say, "HOLY CRAP!". 20 month old Nicholas Holderman was playing with his older brothers when he fell and hit his head. This is far from abnormal, I'm sure we've all hit our heads many times as youngins, some more than others (ahem: Plaxico Burress!). However, rather than falling on the floor, the side of the couch or even the side of a table, this kid fell on a key that was pointing upwards!!!
One of the keys pierced his eyelid (luckily)right above his eye, missed all of that skull bone and continued it's way directly into his brain! I am not a father, however I can only imagine the feeling I would have if I walked in and saw a set of keys sticking out of my son's dome piece. Luckily for the child and his parents, he was airlifted to [fiction] Seattle Grace where those crazy doctors from Grey's Anatomy stopped having sex with one another for a couple minutes so Dr. Shepherd could take the key out and avoid any long term effects[/fiction].
All joking aside, just 2 months later, the kid functions just as any other kid his age would. There's no dain bramage and apparently people can't even figure out which eye was almost popped open by a key that I choose to believe starts a Dodge Stratus. The original story and more pictures, including one of the kid now, after the JUMP!
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Monday, December 01, 2008
The Heels left Durham with a W, which begs the question, does a win in the team's only rivalry game make the season a success? Short answer - no. Longer answer after the jump.
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
I guarantee you got nothing on the dude after the jump...
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